Wednesday, 13 August 2008

"I want my Orange Curacao!"

That personally famous line from the Masterpiece Theater version of "The Pallisers" echoes in my mind as I write here that John seems to be undergoing a small attack of The Gout.  (The dying scion of the Palliser clan was a gouty old goat who was demanding something gouty old goats can't have -- since he was dying, it seemed very cruel to deny him, IMHO.)  Anyway, rest assured that John is NOT dying; but his big toe on the left foot is very swollen and sore.  He's done his I-net research and is keeping his foot elevated as much as possible -- looks a little silly hopping around with one leg in the air, but c'est la vie.)  We are now relegated to eating vegetables and a lot of stuff with no interesting seasonings -- and worst of all, no glorious late-summer fresh fruits, which we were gorging ourselves on when we first got up here: golden raspberries, ripe melon, magnificently sweet peaches, etc etc.  I went down to the farmers' market yesterday and bought a ton of veggies, but had to be content with sampling all the fruit on my own.  (Their Kettle Korn ain't too bad, neither!)

7 comments:

F. Colborm said...

I suffered an attack of gout a few years ago -- ouch!! My doctor prescribed allopurinol and I haven't had the problem since then--Frank

jimma said...

The gout! How old-world ...

There was an essay on this dreaded affliction at the end of the NYT Book Review his week -- I'll forward it if you haven't seen it yet.

GF said...

Toes dear, do send that essay; I knew you'd be sympathetic to a swollen-toe issue.
Frank, I'll get John to research the allopurinol thing.
We suspect the culprit in this attack is that old devil: BEER (it leads to gout). We were schlucking down cold ones during the heat wave that haunted our weeks of moving work; but no more. I think John is much better today. Thanks for the input, guys.

jimma said...

The essay is, as I should have guessed, available online:

http://tinyurl.com/6jzk7k

Enjoy!

I shall have a beer in your stead this weekend, John, in order to balance out the universe.

kathleen said...

I have recently come to love Wikipedia. I had always sort of sneered at its lack of science, but considering how useless and sometimes dangerous doctors have been to me, I have often had to rely on my own research.

Anyway, Wikipedia has a very solid entry on this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gout

kathleen said...

btw, the wikiP article mentions that preparation-H can help reduce swelling :-)

Also recommended is drinking LOTS of water and heating the affected area are helpful in dissolving the crystals.

Teri Dunn said...

Yow, John, I hope you are healing.

If it's any consolation, you are in Good Company. Royalty and nobility often suffered from gout, as I am sure you know...I happen to be reading that incredible book about Michelangelo (The Agony and the Ecstacy) and can report that Lorenzo d' Medici evidently suffered from gout! Maybe it's time to commission some grand marble sculptures for the deck or a fresco full of FBAs for the bathroom, whilst you heal...!

Love
Teri